Robyn was fun - she wore a crossfit outfit then changed into sexy spandex and did this one dance move where it looked liked she was giving birth then she crawled around and jumped up and kicked and punched the air I was like holy shit then some guy sitting next to us told me he was famous because was on Teen Wolf I said I hate that show

Robyn was fun - she wore a crossfit outfit then changed into sexy spandex and did this one dance move where it looked liked she was giving birth then she crawled around and jumped up and kicked and punched the air I was like holy shit then some guy sitting next to us told me he was famous because was on Teen Wolf I said I hate that show

I was depressed when I took this and thought “I should move in there and isolate myself” but then a man yelled at me for being on his property I was like god dammit looks like someone beat me to it

I was depressed when I took this and thought “I should move in there and isolate myself” but then a man yelled at me for being on his property I was like god dammit looks like someone beat me to it

If only they had a cocktail program back when I was drinking  I could have used some guidelines like “Drink 2 drinks not 7” and “The guy at the bar is not your soulmate you are just drunk” and “If you are an alcoholic it will take you a long time to admit it so just keep drinking until you are emotionally bankrupt then maybe try drinking some water”

If only they had a cocktail program back when I was drinking I could have used some guidelines like “Drink 2 drinks not 7” and “The guy at the bar is not your soulmate you are just drunk” and “If you are an alcoholic it will take you a long time to admit it so just keep drinking until you are emotionally bankrupt then maybe try drinking some water”

Kids running one way adults riding the other way - Siem Reap Cambodia - 2010

Kids running one way adults riding the other way - Siem Reap Cambodia - 2010

Saw this guy doing backflips on the beach today -  wonder if he feels like a bird probably not

Saw this guy doing backflips on the beach today - wonder if he feels like a bird probably not

Do you want to play a game of checkers with our bodies we can just jump around in these empty theaters seats ok see you at 4pm

Do you want to play a game of checkers with our bodies we can just jump around in these empty theaters seats ok see you at 4pm

Told these kids about my life and they said I am already doing a shitty job and to keep it up

Told these kids about my life and they said I am already doing a shitty job and to keep it up

Here is my neighbor sitting on his corvette taking a picture of himself with a camera on a tripod I was like oooohh boy Tinder can’t handle you

Here is my neighbor sitting on his corvette taking a picture of himself with a camera on a tripod I was like oooohh boy Tinder can’t handle you

Standing with a stranger

Standing with a stranger

This is my niece Zoey. My family is extremely lucky to have this cute baby in our lives, it’s like we won the baby lotto.

This is my niece Zoey. My family is extremely lucky to have this cute baby in our lives, it’s like we won the baby lotto.